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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3408 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 68685 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
