We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
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On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!
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Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.
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I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.
To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.
If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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