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TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	4536	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!

SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

Aborted fetus, abortion, Beliefs, Choice, compassion, controversy, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, Heart, Human need, Humanity, Life, Minecraft, morality, Pro Life, pro-choice, ProBlock, ProVoid, RIGHTS, self actualization, smp, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	118	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

ParentalControlGoneWrong

adult children, adult decisions, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Values, honoring parents, Parental authority, ParentalControlGoneWrong, parenting, relationships, Resentment, step parents, stepfamily, traditional family

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

anger, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Childhood, Classroom, discipline, education, Frustration, grudge, injustice, long-lasting impact, Memories, punishment, Ragecraft, Resentment, rules, School, smp, Teacher, TeachRage, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	260
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

CraftyThankfulLand

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, CraftyThankfulLand, family, Friends, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Kindness, Life, love, mindfulness, opportunities, positivity, Reflection, relationships, success, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

HamasTunnelParty

border, Conflict, Defense, discovery, Excavation, excavation route., gaza, Hamas tunnels, HamasTunnelParty, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Philadelphi Corridor, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat, Underground

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast habits, breakfast options, buttered toast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, consumer preferences, consumer trends, convenience, convenience foods, dietary habits, eating habits, Food, Food Industry, Marketing, mealtime, morning routine, Needed, nutrition, product development, toast

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

adolescent health, alcohol abuse, co-occurring disorders, dependence, depression, drug abuse, Edition, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, research study, risk factors, self harm, sleep disorders, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, substance abuse, suicidal, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, teens, youth mental health

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

OneeCraft Minecraft Server

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, novel recommendations, OneeCraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4495	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!