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Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1775
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3954

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Adventure, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Character, charizard, Day, eevee, FANTASY, Fun, gengar, imagination, jigglypuff, mewtwo, Minecraft, PikaPlayer, Pokeball, pokemon, role-play, smp, squirtle, team rocket

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

Crafty Chaos Crew

Anime, Chaos, Crafty, CREW, Double trouble, James, Jessie, meowth, pokemon, Prepare, Prepare for Battle, PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double, Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double Trouble, Prepare for Trouble and Make it Quick, Prepare for Trouble Make it Double, Prepare for Trouble Team Rocket’s Here, Prepare Yourself, team rocket, Team Rocket Blast Off, Trouble, trouble ahead, Villains

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, prepare for trouble, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all players into unicorns for a day, complete with rainbow trails and sparkly hooves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you log on, prepare for trouble – and make it double!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	1903	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	661	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	101	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	199697
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Enchantments Applied:	259
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ores Mined:	4448
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	2003

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?