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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!
