team mbg Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Animals Bred:	167
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	481	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	3202	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	152
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

BLOCK, challenge, concern, Difficulty, Issue, issue with particular, particular, particular challenge, particular concern, particular difficulty, particular issue, particular problem, particular query, particular question, particular trouble, ParticularCraft, player, Problem, query, question.., Specific, Trouble

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	9541
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”