NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9961	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

JoblessCraft Minecraft Server

abstract thinking, AGI, AI ethics, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, code monkey, coping, deep learning, future predictions, job loss, job security, JoblessCraft, LLMs, machine learning, mental model, Minecraft, problem solving, programming, reasoning engines, Server, Software Development, stack overflow, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is run by a super intelligent AI that will blow your mind! This AI is so advanced that it can create abstract mental models of problems and solve them in ways you never thought possible.

Join our server and witness the magic of AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) in action! Who needs stack overflow when you have a genius AI guiding you through the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the AI is less than a year away from achieving true AGI status, so you better hop on board before it takes over the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the future of Minecraft gaming! Just remember, when the AI starts taking over, don’t say we didn’t warn you! 😂🤖🎮

DadTextDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad’s text, DadTextDrama, emotional intelligence, fair, family relationships, gun, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parental dynamics, Proud, responding harshly, self esteem, sensitivity, Server, Shooting, strained, Support, validation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your aim and precision? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll hit the target every time…or not!

Join our server and show off your shooting skills, just like the OP did at the fair. Maybe you’ll even impress your dad, who will finally see that you inherited your sharpshooting abilities from him (even if he doesn’t want to admit it).

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to navigate through obstacles, dodge enemy fire, and prove that you have what it takes to be a true marksman. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden message from your dad congratulating you on your skills…or not!

So come on down to our server and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone shoots off the head of a match at 50m. 😉

BroWeddingDramaCraft

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, brother’s wedding, BroWeddingDramaCraft, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, moral dilemma, one night stand, second guessing, secret child, shocking announcement, Soul searching, standing by, stepmother, TURMOIL, Understanding, unsupportive, wedding dilemma

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family secrets are revealed and wedding plans are thrown into chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected bombshells dropping left and right. Who knew that your brother’s wedding could turn into a reality TV show plotline? Will the bride call off the wedding? Will the brother learn how to handle his secret son? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, who needs reality TV when you can witness family drama unfold in real-time while building your dream Minecraft world?

So come join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have scandalous family drama instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

HappyLittleCrafts Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bliss, cheerfulness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyLittleCrafts, joy, Laughter, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, Server, simple pleasures, small pleasures, smiles

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	726	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where bacon grows in place of leaves.

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs boring old happiness when you can have outrageous fun instead?

BlockyBliss

appreciation, Bliss, BlockyBliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, little things, mindfulness, Peace, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small joys, Tranquility, underestimation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have virtual blocks to mine, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. Join us and you may just uncover the hidden llama treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of carrots and wool, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with us from the great beyond, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on this clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (or at least mildly entertained). Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

CraftyJetScam

aerospace, aerospace engineering, Airbus, Aircraft Parts, Aviation, boeing, counterfeit, Counterfeiting, CraftyJetScam, fraud, Industry, investigation, jets, Manufacturing, Materials, Metal Alloys, Quality Control, regulatory compliance, SECURITY, supply chain, titanium

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2981	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, we got more counterfeit titanium than Boeing and Airbus combined! That’s right, we got blocks on blocks of that fake titanium just waiting for you to mine and craft with.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the rare rainbow block hidden deep in the mines, you’ll unlock special powers that let you fly like a chicken with a jetpack. And not just any jetpack, a jetpack made out of pure counterfeit titanium!

So come on down to our server and join the fun. Who needs real titanium when you can have the fake stuff and still rule the skies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

SleepyCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Attack, Coexist, death, death by heart raise, death in sleep, Dying, Edition, fear, fear of death, fear of dying, Heart, heart attack, heart raise, not peaceful, peaceful death, psychological fear, raise, scary hallucinations, Sleep, sleep paralysis, SleepyCraft, weak heart, weak heart coexist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our server if you want to experience the thrill of scary hallucinations that will make your weak heart go boom boom and give you a heart attack! who needs a peaceful death in your sleep when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in Minecraft? join now for a chance to face your fears and maybe even pee your pants a little. it’s a wild ride, baby!

EmoCraft: Where Even Autistic Kids Can Read Your Face

anxiety, autism, autistic, Autistic children, children, developmental disorders, Difficulty, difficulty recognizing emotions, EmoCraft, emotion recognition, emotional intelligence, emotional recognition, face, facial emotions, facial expressions, higher anxiety, higher social anxiety, Kids, mental health, Read, recognizing emotions, social anxiety, Social Skills, specific learning disorders, Trouble

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3854
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

1.21, Age 18+, application, Autocrafter, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, copper variants, cowboys, Discord, Edition, Events, Experimental Features, Fabric, geriatric, hermitcraft, long term, Minecraft, Server, smp, Space, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

Features:

1. Long-term vanilla world	2. Free community-use creative world
3. Weekly and monthly events	4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
5. Staff that care about player experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.20.4
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
High-end, lag-free hardware

How to join:

To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long has Astros Reach been in business?	Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
What version is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.20.4
What is the age requirement to join?	Ages 18 and older only.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

BlockNation Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards society, apocalyptic thoughts, BlockNation, Despair, Destruction, existential crisis, Frustration, hatred, hopelessness, Humanity, life struggles, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, racism, Server, societal collapse, societal issues, violence, violence against minorities, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5408
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Tired of real life drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! No more struggling, no more PTSD, just pure fun and adventure in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about random chinamen or Russians ruining your day. Plus, who needs the real world when you can exist in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us and escape the madness of reality – because let’s be real, who needs that shit anyway?

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