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ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

alterations, arguments, Body Sizes, Conflict, DATING, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ex, ExWeddingDress, Friends, high school friends, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, rough time, Server, social media, special day, Trans, wedding dress

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

anger, Boundaries, Boundary, buzz cut, BuzzedBoysMILMadness, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family, grandchildren, grandmother, Haircut, MIL, MOHAWK, parenting, reaction, three years old, Upset

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime thoughts, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Nightmares, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep problems, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worry

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	4326	Crops Grown:	8979
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

binge watching, candy, CHIPS, Chocolate, comfort food, favorite snacks, guilty pleasures, ice cream, Movie, movie night, movie snacks, movie time, Munchies, nachos, Popcorn, popcorn lovers, pretzels, savory snacks, snack attack, SnackCraft, SNACKS, Soda, sweet treats

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	99
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1002	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?