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Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	196	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

4chan servers, Banana Bay Edition, battle, blocky, Community MvM tour, Competitive News, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, HUDs, loadouts, Minecraft, MineFortress2, Mods, official server, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, summer update, team fortress 2, Trading

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys!

121server, 121smp, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Australianserver, BlazesAndCaves Advancement Pack, Creative, Duelling, Elytras Banned, EssentialsX Economy, Griefprevention, LGBTQI+ friendly, Mann Vs Machine, MC.BVM.LOL, MCMMO, Minecraft, Multiverse, MvM, new zealander, Optional Modpack, Plotme, Plots, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, smp, Survival, team fortress 2, Terrain generation, tf2, The MvM Boys, Voicechat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys Minecraft Server!

Hi there! We are The MvM Boys, an Australian/New Zealander group of die-hard Team Fortress 2 fans who love the cooperative gamemode, Mann Vs Machine!

We decided to venture out into new grounds, and host our very own PUBLIC Minecraft Server!What’s on offer?

We have a handful of worlds to choose from, being our Survival SMP world, a Creative Plot world and our Duelling 1v1 Arena!

We have a few choice selection of plugins too, including McMMO, a full EssentialsX Economy to trade with other players, GriefPrevention to protect your land, and even support for the VoiceChat mod! You can download our OPTIONAL modpack with VoiceChat here!

Our Survival world even has custom terrain generation, thanks to the Terralith, Nullscape and Structory datapacks!

We have enabled the BlazesAndCaves Advancement Pack so players have more advancements to work towards while playing!What about ranks?All ranks on our server are completely free, and earnt with playtime!

Our ranks perks are as such –

Newbie – Default rank

2 Creative Plot

1 /sethome

Member – Earnt at 5 hours of playtime

4 Creative Plots

2 /sethomes

Builder – Earnt at 50 hours of playtime

6 Creative Plots

3 /sethomes

Regular – Earnt at 200 hours of playtime

8 Creative Plots

4 /sethomes

Ability to /nick

Flexing status!

Anything else notable?

We are a LGBTQI+ friendly group of gamers, so please respect your fellow person! You will swiftly be removed from our community should this be violated, please be nice.

Elytras are banned in the Overworld, while still being enabled in the Nether and The End. This was a choice voted upon by our players, to promote more traditional Overworld travel utilizing horses and even minecart railways.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General

4chan servers, Anon, Community, Competitive News, Events, firing squad edition, frag, FRIDAY, general, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, MineFortress2, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, Resources, saturday, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2, Trading, valve

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a firing squad? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is like a shot fired in battle. We’ve got more action than a Team Fortress 2 match, with crazy mods, loadouts, and skins that will make your head spin faster than a spy backstabbing you from behind.

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for our epic frag sessions, where the competition is hotter than a burning dispenser. Our server is so popular, even Valve can’t ignore us! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	5908	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2489
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	603	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	5230
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1472	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1313
New Chunks Explored:	999678	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!