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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.
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