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TradeFailsMC SMP

bad trades, MISTAKES, player trades, player transfers, regrettable trades, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports fans, sports history, sports industry, sports management, sports news, sports teams, sports trades, team decisions, trade deals, trade history, TradeFailsMC, TRADES, worst trades

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	4503
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”

And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.

But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

being cared for, brainwashed by media, dehumanizing men, emotional intimacy, feeling loved, feeling sexy, gender equality, Gender Roles, given orgasms, humblebraggers, male vulnerability, Media influence, Minecraft, self worth, self-acceptance, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, trooning out, vicarious role, VicariousVillager

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	9831
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	371876	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!

BagCraft: Designer Drama

affordability, BagCraft, bills, birthday gift, clothes shopping, DAUGHTER, Designer, designer bag, different budgets, Drama, Jealousy, life stages, luxury, matching bags, mini me, MONEY, parenting, playdate group, Purse, Show off, social dynamics, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2746
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a block of dirt? Well, look no further than our server, where we guarantee a purse-free gaming experience!

Join us and escape the real world where matching crossbody bags cause chaos and tears. Our server is a place where kids can’t tell the difference between a designer bag and a pixelated block – because who needs expensive accessories when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about budget differences and purse envy, on our server, the only thing you’ll be showing off is your epic builds and redstone contraptions. So come join us and leave the purse drama behind – because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing that matters is having a creeper-free day!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2986
Mines Excavated:	1930	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	122577	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	6923
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

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PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	2209
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	537	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.