| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7397 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7285 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!
We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.
And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3429 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Mines Excavated: | 2770 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?
With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?
But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7253 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3943 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7532 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.
Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 509 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5148 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.
Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9881 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3765 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 |
Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).
Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!
