| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 170819 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
noodleland.xyz
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 480 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.
plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?
on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 649 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1954 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1327 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
mc.emeraldgrief.ru
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7933 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 443028 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 128 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9172 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.
4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5333 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7300 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.
So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!
But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?
Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2665 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 846 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
