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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

ZestyCraft: Where Modern Muslim Men Rule the Blocks!

Behavior, Beliefs, blocks, culture, Diversity, Gender Roles, Identity, Immigrant, integration, Masculinity, Men, MIDDLE EAST, MODERN, modern day, Muslim, Perception, Religion, rule, society, Stereotypes, tradition, VALUES, Zesty, ZestyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with modern day Muslim men who bring a whole new level of zestiness to the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of building mosques out of diamond blocks, riding camels through the Nether, and battling creepers with scimitars. Our community is filled with hilarious stories of adventure and mischief, like the time a group of players rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombies, or when someone built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as zesty as a bowl of spicy hummus, come join us! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to with our modern day Muslim men.

CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for ultimate chaos and fun!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken, only to have it come to life and start clucking up a storm? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinaCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to ChinaCraft, a chill survival server where the main theme is China. Meet new people from all over the world, and build cool China inspired things togther!

play.chinacraft.xyz

BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

4koma, anniversary, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBagels, Blue, Chaos, Circles, clubs, CONTENT, Crafting, Events, Friends, general, Global, guides, jp, Livestream, Manga, News, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, student council

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	215394
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.

So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?

FrogCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!

46.4.40.230:27777

Hyper-Core Networks

Creative, Economy, hyper-core networks, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7104
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	4790
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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hcn.hyper-core.net

CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

19, 40s, age difference, alone, Chads, CraftyChads, crazy, creepy, cubes, disdain, disturbed, Friends, gym, gym trainer, IMO, Kid, Lesbian, Pathetic, STARING, Training, training alone, Virgin, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	660407	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Animals Bred:	143

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vortexia SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Vortexia a cool private small minecraft smp, it has really cool plugins installed, and has a quest map, there is a beautiful spawn built by people and there is a cool community, play this smo with your friends

vortexia.strangled.net:17526