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CyanideTeaPartyCraft

#authorities, Bangkok, Crime Scene, Cyanide, CyanideTeaPartyCraft, forensic analysis., foul play, Homicide, Hotel, hotel room, investigation, investigation underway, mysterious deaths, Poisoning, Police, suspicious deaths, teacups, thailand, toxicology, tragic discovery, tragic incident

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

TeaParty Minecraft Server

Bangkok hotel, crime investigation, Crime Scene, Cyanide, deadly substance, fatal tea party, forensic analysis., headlines, Homicide, hotel guests, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious deaths, News, Poisoning, Server, shocking discovery, suspicious deaths, teacups, TeaParty, thailand, toxicology, Tragedy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

pangea.m-c.pro:25689

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	905
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Farms Harvested:	620
Void Gems Collected:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	3751	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	108	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

awooga.playmc.be

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).