teacups Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CyanideTeaPartyCraft

#authorities, Bangkok, Crime Scene, Cyanide, CyanideTeaPartyCraft, forensic analysis., foul play, Homicide, Hotel, hotel room, investigation, investigation underway, mysterious deaths, Poisoning, Police, suspicious deaths, teacups, thailand, toxicology, tragic discovery, tragic incident

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

TeaParty Minecraft Server

Bangkok hotel, crime investigation, Crime Scene, Cyanide, deadly substance, fatal tea party, forensic analysis., headlines, Homicide, hotel guests, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious deaths, News, Poisoning, Server, shocking discovery, suspicious deaths, teacups, TeaParty, thailand, toxicology, Tragedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

SnapcraftWeddingDrama

Assistant, cell phone cameras, Checklist, Dinner, editing, Food, formals, industrial photography, Mad Max movie, makeup, old architecture, professional photographer, refund, seating, SnapcraftWeddingDrama, step sister, surprising wildlife, taking pictures, thumb drive, Wedding, wedding party, wedding reception

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Emeralds Found:	9933	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.

Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!

Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.

Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.

And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

Contentment, emotional well being, finding happiness, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is key, happiness journey, happiness quotes, happiness tips, happiness within, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, long-lasting happiness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive mindset, self love, self-care, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a good laugh? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. Yes, you read that right. Dancing chickens. Need we say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happiness flow through you like a river of rainbow-colored lava. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HighSchoolGrossOut

adolescent, awkward, bathroom humor, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, funny, gross, gross out, growing up, high school, high school stories, HighSchoolGrossOut, Memories, prank, regret, School days, TEENAGE, teenage antics, vomit, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Remember that time you accidentally sneezed on your crush during a presentation? Well, imagine doing that, but with a bucket of slime instead! That’s the level of grossness you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us if you want to experience the most hilariously disgusting moments in gaming history. Who needs high school drama when you can have slime fights and booger battles in the virtual world? Come join us for a wild ride of gross-out fun!

RescueCraft: Gantz’s Scrapyard

#announcement, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, gantz, Gantzs, Government, hostages, Israel, leadership, Military, Négotiation, Politics, rescue, RescueCraft, resignation, resolution, Scrapyard, SECURITY, Tension, Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9422
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

challenge, clean, clean clothes, cleaning, clothes, clothing, fashion, habits, hygiene, Laundry, laundry day, laundry routine, laundry tips, Lifestyle, naked, naked cleaning, NakedCraft, nudity, personal care, Wardrobe, Washing, washing clothes, washing habits

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3917	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	193	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

Danish men, fertility, fertility rates, global health, global trends, long-term study, male infertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, medical findings, mens health, population study, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive trends, research study, scientific research, sperm count decline, sperm counts, sperm quality, SpermCountDroppinNotStopin

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

The Lame-o Remake SMP Show: Origin, Voice Chat, Whitelist, 1.20.1!

1.20.1, challenge, Chat, Cheating, Communication, Community, Discord, gameplay, Join, killing, Lameo, lives, Lore, mod, Origin, remake, rules, season 4, Semi Vanilla, Server, Show, smp, teamwork, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4539	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Server Features:
Version	1.20.1
Address	the-remake.mysrv.us
Semi-Vanilla	We believe in preserving the core Minecraft experience, so you’ll find most gameplay to be very close to vanilla.
Origin Mod	Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the “Origin” mod.
In-Game Voice Chat	Communicate and strategize with your fellow players using our in-game voice chat feature, making teamwork seamless.
Active Community	Join a friendly and active player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

How to Join:

Simply follow the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/gMBBucrK From there, you can introduce yourself and let us know that you’re interested in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will be happy to guide you through the whitelisting process and help you get started.

Rules:

No cheating
No Random Killing

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply follow the link to our Discord server provided in the post. From there, introduce yourself and express your interest in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will guide you through the whitelisting process.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. These rules include no cheating and no random killing of other players.

Is the server semi-vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it preserves the core Minecraft experience with minimal modifications. However, it does incorporate the “Origin” mod for a unique gameplay experience.

Can I communicate with other players on the server?

Yes, the server offers in-game voice chat feature, allowing players to communicate and strategize with each other seamlessly.

Is the server community active and friendly?

Yes, the server boasts an active and friendly player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

attitude, Behavior, body odor, comparison, Cultural differences, CuntCraft, cunts, demeanour, Diversity, feminism, Gender Roles, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, Perception, personal space, REST, Server, smell, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Usa, USA females, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, ttt, Ultimate, xsoleil

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy entertaining millions of fans! Join us for epic adventures with Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and the rest of the gang as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Obsydia realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette once built a castle made entirely of diamonds and cake.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, and Vox Akuma pulling off insane stunts like riding pigs off cliffs and taming creepers as pets. And over in Noctyx, Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta once held a dance party with skeletons and zombies – talk about a thriller night!

Join us on ILUNA for magical moments with MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia, where the sky is the limit (literally, we have a sky island made of rainbows). And if you’re feeling brave, venture into XSOLEIL, where Dropscythe and Kyoran Meloco once battled a horde of Endermen armed only with fishing rods.

Krisis is where the action never stops, with Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta leading epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power. And if you’re looking for a challenge, TTT is the place to be, with Kunai Nakasato and VBrightshield testing your skills in parkour, PVP, and more.

But wait, there’s more! Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth and Klara Charmwood once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether – talk about a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal!

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, Bridesmaid, ColorMeMine, decorations, dream hair color, family dynamics, hair color, hair dye, lilac purple, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self-expression, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly love., standing up, wedding cake, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Astral Projections Made:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of being told what to do with your hair, even on your sister’s wedding day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and let your hair (or pixelated blocky avatar) be whatever color you want, no questions asked!

We understand the struggle of trying to achieve your dream hair color, just like how you strive to build your dream world in Minecraft. So why settle for boring brown when you can have a vibrant lilac purple hair in our virtual realm?

Forget about being a bridesmaid and dealing with bridezilla moments, come build your own cake (or castle) in our server instead! Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with all your blocky friends?

So say goodbye to hair dye ultimatums and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a purple-haired Minecraft warrior! Join our server now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or guilt trips. Let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, not your hair color choices!