Teachings Minecraft Servers

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  • Divine Haven 1.20

    Divine Haven 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

    Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

    Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

    Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

    Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

    But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

    Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalWisdomMC SMP

    ParentalWisdomMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents nagging you about getting off Minecraft and doing your homework? Well, join our SMP and show them who’s boss! Our server is so addicting, your parents will be begging you to come out of your room just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

    Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets of the universe are waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, and maybe even a few lost civilizations. Legend has it that our server is so epic, even Jesus himself would log on to play. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the blocky world. Who knows what wonders you’ll find? Just remember to always give a wink and a nod, because you never know who might be watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

    KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BritsCraft

    BritsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

    So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFriendLeftBehind Minecraft Server

    NoFriendLeftBehind Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgmental vibes of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can celebrate your victories without anyone judging you for it.

    We have a group of 6 girls in their mid to late twenties, including a super religious girl who may or may not judge you for your choices. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back!

    Our tradition of celebrating thesis defenses with dinner will have you feeling like a queen (or king) without any religious restrictions holding you back. And if you’re worried about judgmental vibes, don’t worry – we’ve got a restaurant just for you where you can celebrate in peace without any unwanted opinions.

    So come join our server and let loose without any worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual date in our cool vibes atmosphere. It’s a party and you’re invited – no judgment allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BagRageCraft

    BagRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

    Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP

    CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time your first high school crush disappeared mysteriously? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft SMP and never looked back! Join us for a chance to reunite with your lost love and maybe even build a pixelated palace together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to potentially find true love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where the adventure takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP