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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9009 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
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