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  • CraftyCreeper University

    CraftyCreeper University
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

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  • HeroCraft Minecraft Server

    HeroCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

    we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

    join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

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  • WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

    WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

    So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

    Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

    The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

    In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • SwearCraft Jr.

    SwearCraft Jr.
    Are you tired of your ex-wife setting a bad example for your kids? Come join our Minecraft server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one will judge you for your colorful language. Plus, our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will distract you from any real-life drama. So come on, join us and let the swearing begin!

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  • CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs

    CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!

    And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

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  • CupcakeWarsMC

    CupcakeWarsMC
    Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

    We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

    So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

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  • HubbyNoHelpInLawRage

    HubbyNoHelpInLawRage
    Hey there gamers!

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you conquer your fears and anxieties? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your driving fears.

    Just like how this player overcame her fear of driving with the help of her brother and his husband, you too can conquer any obstacle on our server. Whether it’s battling mobs, exploring new lands, or building epic structures, we’ve got you covered.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a supportive community that will always have your back, our server is the place to be. Just like how this player’s family rallied around her to celebrate her achievements, our community will lift you up and cheer you on every step of the way.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show the world what you’re made of! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new skill or talent you never knew you had. See you in the game!

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  • Tut-ceptionCraft

    Tut-ceptionCraft
    so, like, you know how you always get lost in minecraft and you’re like “help me, i need a tutorial”? well guess what, on this server, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL. it’s like a maze of confusion and chaos, but in a fun way. you’ll be running around like a headless chicken trying to figure out what to do next. it’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you entertained for hours. so come join us and see if you can survive the madness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. just remember, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL.

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  • Crafty4Ever

    Crafty4Ever
    join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

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  • BibleSchoolDropout

    BibleSchoolDropout
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

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