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BlockyBodz101

anatomy, BlockyBodz101, Boundaries, breast, child development, Communication, consent, correct body parts, education, Fatherhood, feminism, gender equality, Motherhood, Nipple, parenting, relationships, Respect, Safety, teaching toddlers, Understanding, vulva

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	2365
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further than our server, where we encourage teaching toddlers all about body parts, including the infamous vulva! Join us for a wild ride filled with angry dads, feminist tiktoks, and a whole lot of inappropriate education. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure? Join now and let the vulva-teaching fun begin!

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

#addons, airships, archeology, building materials, clean, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Dinos, Draconic Evolution, DysonSphere, ENERGY, eureka, Fossils, GregTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Powered, Quests, Server, SphereMC, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	117

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

EXPLAIN, Explanation, giving sexual pleasure, Men, Minecraft, PleasureCraft, receiving sexual pleasure, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual enjoyment, sexual experiences, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7662	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7111
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

Characters, CreeperCrusher, Curious, DiamondDiva, different, Diverse, gameplay, Gaming, Intriguing, Minecraft, Multiple, Mystery, one guy, Personalities, Players, reason, RedstoneRuler, smp, speculation, Storyline, TheBlockBuster, unfamiliar, Unique, unknown, Variety, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

alien encounters, celestial phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Eerie sounds, Extraterrestrial Signals, Futuristic technology, interstellar travel, mysterious sounds, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, space oddities, Space Travel, spacecraft communication, spacecraft malfunction, SpacecraftSillies, spaceship anomalies, Starliner spacecraft, strange noises, Technology, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!

PoodleMixMadness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Towns Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	3142

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta hear dis crazy story. so, like, there was dis scientist dude who was like, “yo, let’s make some super healthy designer dogs by crossbreeding poodles.” but guess what? turns out, it was all a lie! dem crossbreed dogs ain’t even healthier than da purebreds!

so, like, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we got crazy builds, epic quests, and even a secret underground dog breeding lab (jk, dat part ain’t true). but seriously, join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb diggity. trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

barca, barcelona, Dani Olmo, ea, EA Sports, FC Barcelona, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid Highlights, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid resumen, Ferran Torres goal, football, Goal, gol, goles, hat trick, highlights, Highlights FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Kounde goal, laliga, laliga ea sports, LALIGA Resumen, Lewandowski goal, Liga, Minecraft, Raphinha hat trick, resumen, Resumen Barça, Resumen Barcelona, Resumen FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Valladolid, Server, sports, valladolid

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a partnership between LaLiga, Spain’s top football league, and EA SPORTS, a leading video game developer. It brings the excitement and thrill of LaLiga’s top teams and players to fans around the world through the popular FIFA video game series. With realistic graphics, gameplay and official licenses, LALIGA EA SPORTS allows players to experience the intensity of LaLiga matches in the comfort of their own homes.

✨ Aeltheria: Where Villagers have better job security than actual people

Actual, Adventures, Aeltheria, Auctions, collection, cosmetic, Currency, Economy, Equipment, FANTASY, Fishing, Job, Lands, Lore, Magic, Npcs, Path, people, plushies, Quests, Ranking, SECURITY, smp, Storage, titles, Treasures, villagers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8637	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. The best part? You don’t have to pick just one job—you can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet our friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys, which contain exclusive wraps, powerful rods, and more! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only, so you won’t miss out on anything by not purchasing them. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank! This convenient feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for one of many adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, numerous custom titles, and so much more. We’re just getting started, and we can’t wait for you to join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.aeltheria.com in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find the rules on our website or Discord server.
Q: Can I create my own custom jobs on the server?	A: Currently, we only offer a set of predefined jobs for players to choose from. However, we are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community.
Q: How can I earn Petals?	A: Petals can be earned through various gameplay activities such as voting, ranking up, and participating in chat games. They can also be purchased to support the server.

DemonLordMC Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Demon, DemonLordMC, FANTASY, Gender Identity, gender transformation, Hero, Level 1 Demon Lord, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, One-Room Hero, relationships, romance, Server, shape shifting, shapeshifter, Supernatural, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can marry a Shapeshifter and never have a dull moment! Imagine the possibilities – one day your partner could be a beautiful princess, and the next day a rugged lumberjack. Who wouldn’t want that kind of excitement in their life? Plus, think of all the fun role-playing scenarios you could come up with! Join us now and experience the wildest love story of your Minecraft life.

SMPQueenBee: Minecraft SMP – >fatally shot by boyfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend’s name not mentioned, crime, Devastating, domestic violence, fatally shot, Grief, gtfatally, gun control, Gun Violence, HEARTBREAK, Homicide, Justice, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, relationship, SENSELESS, Shot, smp, SMPQueenBee, Tragedy, tragic, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Animals Bred:	170	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being fatally shot by your boyfriend (whose name shall remain a mystery). But don’t worry, the toll has already been paid for this wild ride of a server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Boundaries, canceling plans, communication preferences, condescension, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, family visit, hurt feelings, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, phone calls, Respect, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, SisTeaseGoneWrong, teasing, text messages, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!