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BlockyBoysNSpandex

BlockyBoysNSpandex, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, inappropriate comments, kids in public spaces, parenting, personal space, privacy, public nudity, Respect, self esteem, shower etiquette, social norms, teaching kids, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagz, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2553
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ores Mined:	6202
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

bin eating worm, BIZARRE, cat, Companionship, deworming, deworming tablets, Eating, FANTASY, Find, funny, gf, humor, lonely, longing, love, meme, meow, Pets, quirky, relationship goals, sad, surreal, Tabble, tfw, WormyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

blocks, brocraft, brotherhood, Community, empowerment, friendship, male bonding, male community, male empowerment, male friendship, male friendship movement, male solidarity, male support, male unity, Malebros, Masculinity, Men, mens issues, response, solidarity, Support, unite, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

1. sex, Adventure, anticipation, Blossoming, Coitus, Connection, Crafty, DATING, desire, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Lust, new beginnings, Passion, Pleasure, REJUVENATION, relationships, romance, Server, Spring, Springtime

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

bad, balding, Craft, Crisis, Day, Extreme Measures, hair, hair care, hair fashion, hair growth, hair health, hair industry, hair loss, hair maintenance, hair products, hair restoration, hair treatments, hair trends, hairline, hairline recession crisis, Join, losing hair, pixelated, recession, record times, self-sterilization, Thrive, zoomers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	880
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

#youtube, archival, ASP, booru, building, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Digging, ducks, Friends, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, LOLing, McMineFace, minecrafty, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, virtual youtubers, VOD, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	9254	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	6209
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

Adventure, Adventures, Alien, alien culture, Await, Batarian, BatCraft, character study, Choices, Decision making, dialogue, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galaxy, Interactive Fiction, mass effect, MinecraftFun, narrative, POV, role playing, roleplaying game, science fiction, space opera, storytelling, video game

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

#youtube, ALI HAYDAR, arabic, Chant, Crafty, Devotional, general, Generals, HAYDAR, Inspirational, Islamic, KARRAR, Khaybar, Kraziness, Music, Muslim, Religious, Server, shorts, song, spirituality, Theme, Thread, Traditional

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8355	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Love Letters Sent:	18
Star Shards Collected:	147	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

acceptance, coming out, Communication, CREEPERS, DadCraft, Directions, emotions, family, Gender Identity, Honesty, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love, mental health, relationships, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sensitivity, societal pressure, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	188
Villages Defended:	19	Enchantments Applied:	263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!

Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance

chance, critical shot, critical thinking, Crucial, crucial moment, Decision making, Deserves, doubt, ESSENTIAL, essential action, hesitation, IMPORTANCE, important choice, key decision, necessary shot, Pivotal, PIXEL, Questioning, Reflection, second guessing, Shotcraft, Significant, uncertainty, Vital

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Star Shards Collected:	106	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor to help you fend off those feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!