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All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4523	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	8967	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Zombie Dances:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	3317
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.