But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.
Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!
And get this, our teachers are all retired Minecraft veterans who have battled creepers and survived the Nether. They teach us math by making us calculate how many blocks we need to build a castle, and history by reenacting famous battles in-game. It’s like, the most immersive learning experience ever!
Plus, we have the most insane school field trips. Last week, we went to the End dimension to study Endermen behavior, and next week we’re going to the ocean monument to learn about marine biology. It’s like, so much cooler than sitting in a boring old classroom, am I right?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic educational adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a statue of a chicken out of gold blocks or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head.
Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you can prove yourself worthy, you may have the chance to join their ranks and soar through the skies on the back of a dragon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where anything is possible? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this insane Minecraft SMP!
| Server Name: | Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
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| Online Since: | 2019 |
| Features: | No hacking/duping allowed, Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof |
| IP Address: | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord: | Join our Discord community! |
| Website: | Visit our website! |
| Map Size: | 10 TB+ |
No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. All players are expected to play fair and abide by the server rules.
The server has Vanilla world-borders, meaning there are set boundaries within which players can explore and build.
Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible in Simply Vanilla, allowing players to explore this dimension and utilize it for their gameplay.
Check out this video for a guide on how to escape spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, make friends, or even betray and conquer bases in Simply Vanilla. The choice is yours!
Join Simply Vanilla today and experience the thrill of anarchy gameplay without hacking!
And another time, there was a player who tried to build a house out of diamonds, but then a giant chicken came and pecked it all down! LOL, talk about bad luck!
Join now for the most insane adventures and wacky moments you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! You never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time!
| Description |
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| Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server! New season starting soon join our discord https://discord.gg/SxPxRfJ9TR for more information. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is United Crafters SMP? | United Crafters SMP is a Minecraft server for players 15 years or older, inspired by the Hermitcraft server. We welcome players of all playstyles and have a friendly community. |
| How can I join United Crafters SMP? | To join our server, you can apply through our website or join our Discord server for more information on the application process. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join United Crafters SMP. |
| What kind of players are welcome on the server? | We welcome players of all playstyles, whether you enjoy building, redstone engineering, exploring, or other aspects of Minecraft. |