MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP
Witness the epic showdown between parents and a teacher who just can’t seem to keep her personal life out of the classroom. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and wills? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the teacher may or may not be favoring the girls in the classroom, leaving the boys feeling left out and unloved. Will they rise up and take back their rightful place in the academic hierarchy? Join now to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, come on down to our server. Who needs reality TV when you have all this drama right at your fingertips? Join now and prepare for the ride of your virtual life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).
Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!
Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!
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why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
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Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore the depths of the human mind while also building epic structures and battling with your friends. Who knew that studying the brain could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and become a part of the most unique Minecraft server around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece. Let’s get brainy and blocky at the same time!
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### Check out the newly launched Skyblock Experience provided on __Elysium Islands__!
### Featuring – Custom Starter Islands– Island Minions– Variety of Leaderboards– Island Upgrades– Daily Vote Rewards– And More!
### Join the server at __play.elysiumislands.xyz__
play.elysiumislands.xyz
| Server Creation Date | 30th May 2024 |
|---|---|
| Server Pack | FTB Builder Paradise 2 with additional mods |
This server is relatively new, created on the 30th of May 2024. The server pack comes from FTB Builder Paradise 2 with addons mod that doesn’t exist in the original pack.
Addon includes but not limited to:
I created this server with friends but only 1 of them ever join consistently and it feels pretty lonely on here. The server is building oriented but there are magic and tech. I intend to preserve/save the world for a long time, with no reset, so all of the builds will last.
Several things to note:
I want to create a high level of trust between the players within the server.
To join the server, click on the discord link for addon, whitelist add, and IP address. Join our Discord server here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on this server. |
| What mods are included in the server pack? | Mods such as Biomes O Plenty, Tropicraft, Ad Astra, Twilight Forest, The Aether, Alex Mob & Alex Cave, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka, and more are included. |
| Are there any specific rules for chunk claiming? | Players are allowed to claim chunks, but overclaiming and intruding on others’ claimed areas is not allowed. |
| How can I join the server? | To join the server, please follow the Discord link provided and request to be whitelisted. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive patches that include new mobs like flying pigs and talking creepers. And don’t forget to check out our character planners where you can create a warrior with diamond armor and a pet dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember the secret group password: erg. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and never worry about being called rude for refusing to eat again! Our community is full of picky eaters just like you, who understand the struggle of trying new foods and hating them. Plus, we have a special bread-only option for those days when you just can’t find anything else to eat.
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Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?
Join us for a wild ride of crazy deaths, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knew dying could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!