teach yourself

1. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Who needs bacon when you can have bling?

2. Our villagers are all trained in interpretive dance. Need to trade for some emeralds? Just bust a move and they’ll hook you up.

3. The oceans are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that underwater concert?

4. Our Nether realm is actually a giant disco party, complete with lava lamps and funky beats. It’s lit, literally.

5. And last but not least, our fake country of Brazil is ruled by a talking pineapple named Sir Pineapple III. He’s a benevolent dictator who ensures that all players are well-fed with virtual pizza and soda.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Minecraft with a side of insanity?