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teach a lesson Minecraft Servers

  • VeganGlutenFreeCousinDrama

    VeganGlutenFreeCousinDrama
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all your needs, even if they’re as outrageous as a mushroom-hating, trend-following cousin who suddenly goes vegan and gluten-free for “health reasons”? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, even those who despise mushrooms and demand a completely new catering service just for them. We promise a wedding-worthy experience with a side of family feuds and ultimatums.

    Forget about building blocks, on our server you’ll be building bridges with picky eaters and navigating through the minefield of dietary restrictions. Uninvite your cousin, threaten to change the whole menu, or simply eat beforehand – the choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold as you try to satisfy everyone’s needs, even if it means sacrificing your own sanity. It’s a wedding planning adventure like no other, and it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft server (name withheld for dramatic effect)!

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 859
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 105 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

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  • BirthdayBlunderCraft

    BirthdayBlunderCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7772
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9904 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2473 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

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  • CraftyCreeper8Billion

    CraftyCreeper8Billion
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Dimension Hops: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Items Found: 5110
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Towns Built: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

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  • Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

    Chimp Genes vs Human Brains
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5092
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Farms Harvested: 875 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

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  • AussieSMP

    AussieSMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5548
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Farms Harvested: 600
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
    Apply Here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

    Features:

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
    • Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
    • Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation.
    • Land claiming system for protecting builds.
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
    • Part of a growing network with a creative server.
    • External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

    Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

    What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

    The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

    Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

    Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

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  • Chrono Portal 1.21

    Chrono Portal 1.21
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7152
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Votes: 3046
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Chimeras Created: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

    Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

    Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

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  • ChildSupportCraft

    ChildSupportCraft
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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  • HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

    HypeGoneMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5810
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

    But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

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  • CraftyRejectCraft

    CraftyRejectCraft
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9276
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Votes: 4464 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

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  • Luminescent Nano Toggle Server

    Luminescent Nano Toggle Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

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  • CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server

    CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6204
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Crops Grown: 8775
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!

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