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Spy x Family Minecraft Server

ARMS, cells, child, Connection, duties, emotions, family, feel, Finger, Heart, hold hand, interlinked, little box, Long, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Server, Spy, spy x family, teach

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crops Grown:	8687
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Creep Teach Minecraft Server

boundary violation, creep, Creep teach, creepy behavior, disrespectful behavior., go away, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate communication, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, personal space invasion, Rizz up gals, Server, social boundaries, social etiquette, social interaction issues, social norms, some other day, teach, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable situation, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of Creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Well, on our server, Creepers have been banned for being too rude! That’s right, no more explosions to worry about!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a llama-tastic party every Saturday night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squad of flying pigs at your service?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Creep teach, go awayRizz up gals some other day!

Gun Safety Gone Wrong

children, education, firearm handling, firearm safety, firearms, gun, gun ownership, Gun Safety, gun storage, gun training, gun-owning, handling, loaded guns, parenting, parents, Practice, Responsible, Safety, shoot guns, supervision, teach, wrong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server where we teach kids how to shoot guns! YEEHAW! Our parents are so responsible, they teach their kids gun safety AND leave loaded guns out for them to play with! Over 37% of our parents even teach their kids how to shoot guns! It’s a wild west showdown in our server, y’all better saddle up and join the fun! Who needs diamonds when you have a loaded shotgun, am I right? So come on down and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	782	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

SignCraft: Global Unity

accessibility, collaboration, common language, Communication, Community, deaf culture, education, Global, hearing impaired, inclusion, International, linguistic diversity, linguistic unity, non-verbal communication, School, sign language, SignCraft, teach, Unity, Universal, worldwide

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wuld be supa cool? if we all join dis amazin minecraft server where we can all talk in a universal sign language! imagine, we can all communicate without even typin in da chat box!

u can make frens from all over da world and have epic adventures together, all while speakin da same language with ur hands!

join dis server and be part of somethin truly special, where we can all come together and build a community like never before. plus, who wouldn’t wanna learn sign language while playin minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, dudes.

so come on, join us on dis epic journey of communication and friendship, and let’s make history in da minecraft world!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4277	Crops Grown:	2356
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, angle, banned, Baseline model, career, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Embodies., EN vtubers, fear, Interact, Kiara, KiaraCraft, Lean into, Oshi, Passion, Perfection, Role Model, STRIVE, teach, Tread, Vtuber, wonderful person

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

TrueKingMonarchy – The only rulers here are the chickens! No hacks, no resets, just chicken chaos!

Anarchy Minecraft Server Freedom Plugins Cheats IP Excitement Surprise Encounters Alliances Skills Building Projects Alliance Testing Massive Building Projects Place, Chaos, chicken, chickens, Hacks, Resets, rulers, TrueKingMonarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mines Excavated:	4893	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

TrueKingAnarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e9%9f%b3%e3%83%95%e3%82%a7%e3%83%81/">Minecraft Server</a>

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Description
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy.
Can I use hacks/cheats on the server?	No, using hacks/cheats is not permitted on the server.
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is 95.216.215.160

Minecraft Tekken Gen Server

#youtube, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Gen, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Wiki

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8318	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	9762	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the ring battling it out in Tekken 8? Look no further! Our server is filled with Glicko2 rated players who will test your skills to the max.

Join us for a wild ride filled with terminology that will have you scratching your head, jargon that will make you question reality, and character overviews that will have you strategizing like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to important combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition. And if you’re looking to brush up on your fundamentals, we’ve got a guide that will have you fighting like a champ in no time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in a whole new way. Who needs the actual game when you can battle it out in Minecraft with us? Let the games begin!

SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Bisexual, conjecture, empirical evidence, evolutionary firewall, Game, Gene pool, genetic defect, gtgt478250976, high suicide rates, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, manipulative behavior, mental disease, Minecraft, narcissism, Population, psychiatrists, Roles, smp, SMPixelatedLols, Sociopaths, status quo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BookwormBoyfriendCraft

annoyance, Argument, book collection, book collector, book damage, book lover, book ownership, book sharing, BookwormBoyfriendCraft, Boundaries, Communication, overreacting, personal space, perspective, privacy, reading, relationship, small things, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	73
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a library, but with blocks and creepers instead of books and librarians.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual possessions from prying eyes. Just like the OP’s boyfriend, you can set strict rules about who can access your virtual chests and read your virtual books. Don’t let anyone sneak a peek at your diamond stash before you do!

And if you’re worried about your virtual books getting damaged, don’t fret! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your precious pixels are safe and sound. Trust us, your virtual book collection has never been in better hands.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of arguing over a paragraph in a virtual book. Who knew virtual possessions could cause so much virtual drama? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyFactsMC

amazing statistics, astonishing details, astonishing facts, astounding information, CraftyFactsMC, eye-opening discoveries, fascinating tidbits, incredible insights, interesting facts, jaw-dropping knowledge, mind blowing facts, mind-boggling facts, remarkable truths, shocking data, shocking revelations, startling details, startling facts, surprising information, surprising revelations, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Votes:	9785	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?