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Spy x Family Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
Gun Safety Gone Wrong
LOL come join our minecraft server where we teach kids how to shoot guns! YEEHAW! Our parents are so responsible, they teach their kids gun safety AND leave loaded guns out for them to play with! Over 37% of our parents even teach their kids how to shoot guns! It’s a wild west showdown in our server, y’all better saddle up and join the fun! Who needs diamonds when you have a loaded shotgun, am I right? So come on down and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! -
LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?
And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!
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Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!
And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!
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ToiletTraining101
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.
Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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SignCraft: Global Unity
so, liek, u kno wat wuld be supa cool? if we all join dis amazin minecraft server where we can all talk in a universal sign language! imagine, we can all communicate without even typin in da chat box!u can make frens from all over da world and have epic adventures together, all while speakin da same language with ur hands!
join dis server and be part of somethin truly special, where we can all come together and build a community like never before. plus, who wouldn’t wanna learn sign language while playin minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, dudes.
so come on, join us on dis epic journey of communication and friendship, and let’s make history in da minecraft world!
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CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss! -
KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!