come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?
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Tea War No More Server
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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP
Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?
So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!
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BedtimeBros
Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!
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BabyNameRoastCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!
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TeaTimeMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, every time you drink tea in the game, a magical rainbow unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword! It’s like, the craziest thing ever, I swear. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers. So like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious time ever, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your life. Just make sure to bring your own tea bags, okay? LOL!
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Green Tea Kingdom
so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!
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NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!
Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
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Nano Tea Bag Plastix
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!
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Java Jive Cafe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!
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SipSquad Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only beverage allowed is unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of majestic unicorns, giving you endless energy and sparkles to conquer the virtual world.Join us for epic adventures and quests to collect more unicorn tears, but beware of the evil griefer who is trying to steal them all for himself. Will you be able to protect the tears and save the day?
So come on, join us and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs water when you have unicorn tears to quench your thirst and fuel your gaming adventures?