tea Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Cupmaxxed Tea Drinker Minecraft Server

Cupmaxxed, desire, drinker, love, Minecraft, no woman, Server, tea, teadrinker, ugly flesh, ugly soul, Ukraine, yes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Towns Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a cupmaxxed teadrinker in your country with ugly flesh and soul, and no woman will ever truly love and desire you? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a journey to become the ultimate block-building master.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, tame a unicorn as your trusty steed, and even battle a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the land. But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious gems.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find love and admiration from the virtual villagers who will worship you as their blocky savior. Don’t be a cupmaxxed teadrinker in real life, be a Minecraft legend in our server!

Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2138
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

SipSquad Minecraft SMP

alcohol, Beverage, Choice, coffee, craving, drink, drink of choice, favorite drink, go to drink, hydration, hydration choice, Juice, liquid, Minecraft, Preference, refreshment, selection, SipSquad, smp, Soda, tea, thirst quencher, Water

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	394181	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only beverage allowed is unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of majestic unicorns, giving you endless energy and sparkles to conquer the virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures and quests to collect more unicorn tears, but beware of the evil griefer who is trying to steal them all for himself. Will you be able to protect the tears and save the day?

So come on, join us and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs water when you have unicorn tears to quench your thirst and fuel your gaming adventures?

Tea & Apple Paradise

antioxidants, Apple, apple consumption, apples, diet, disease prevention, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy aging, lifestyle choices, liver function, liver health, lower risk, middle-aged adults, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, Paradise, plant-based foods, polyphenols, tea, tea consumption

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2950	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

Davidscloud: Where even the creepers get together for a tea party! Join now! 😂

admin support, Amplified World, Banking System, commands, Community, Community Rules, connection tutorial, console, Creative Plot World, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Join, market, Party, pay to win, PC, PvE, SECURITY, Survival, tea

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2681
Animals Bred:	108	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2911	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account. Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows.

Got questions?
Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132 For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQ

Q: How do I protect my buildings on the server?

A: You can protect your buildings by claiming blocks using our grief prevention system. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime.

Q: Are pets protected on the server?

A: Yes, pets are also protected in the same fashion as your claimed blocks.

Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock version?

A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.

Q: What additional worlds are available on the server?

A: In addition to the traditional Survival world, we have an Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible via our Hub.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can join our Discord server to learn about commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

AH territory, Boycott, coffee, confirmation, convenient, CraftyFam, food offerings, gift card, graduation gift, hurt, hurt feelings, lying.., Minecraft, parents, Received, Returned, selfish, Server, Special, Starbucks, tea, WIBTA

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

p1.RaisinCloud.ru

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6542
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8833
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	5090	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	1100
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1334	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1109
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1765
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!