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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 452 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3196 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 892 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!