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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
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