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BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	180	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1581
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	1038
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	5011	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3935	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2230	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!