| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6713 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4756 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1744 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 173 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Votes: | 4973 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 589555 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 245 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7412 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5288 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2478 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
