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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8867 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?