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PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3075	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	464114
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	3304	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4870
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!