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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	3224
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647
Potions Brewed:	152	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!