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GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

Taylor Swift’s Minecraft Server

#endorsement, Analysis, Backlash, candidates, Celebrities, controversy, criticism, election, endorsements, HysteriA, Media, Minecraft, News, offensive, Politics, public opinion, Pundits, Server, social media, speculation, Swifts, Taylor, Taylor Swift, winning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a candy cane forest. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous unicorns that like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into giant blocks of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of normal piggy treats. And if you’re lucky enough to find the secret portal, you might just stumble upon a hidden disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a pundit, in which case you might want to steer clear because things are about to get even more hysterical around here!

Vurxx SMP Reignited: Where even the creepers are modded to sing Taylor Swift songs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Vurxx SMP Reignited Minecraft Server

Description
Vurxx SMP Reignited is a fairly new Minecraft server. We are a small community of friends from a previous server looking to make new friends. The server is semi-roleplay/in-character but allows for player freedom. The server features basic Vanilla+ mods.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply to join the server by clicking here.
Is the server strictly roleplay?	The server is semi-roleplay/in-character, but players have freedom to play as they like.
Are there any game-changing mods on the server?	The server features basic Vanilla+ mods that do not significantly alter gameplay.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, the server is open to new players and inviting friends is encouraged.

Destiny Burger 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime characters, Anime collectibles, Anime Community, anime conventions, anime fandom, anime merchandise, Anime Series, burger, destiny, fast food, fate, Fate franchise, fate series, Fate/Hambaga, Fate/Hambaga characters, Hambaga, japanese animation, japanese anime, Japanese culture, japanese food

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to battle it out in a virtual world where you can summon epic warriors and fight for the ultimate prize? Well, look no further than this Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner hero and conquer all who stand in your way! Join us now and experience the thrill of the fight like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you engage in epic battles, but you can also build your own kingdom, complete with castles, dungeons, and even a McDonald’s! That’s right, we’ve got a Hambaga joint in the middle of all the action because why the heck not? Who wouldn’t want to chow down on a juicy burger after a hard day of slaying monsters?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn appears on the server and grants wishes to those who can find it! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in Fate/Hambaga, anything can happen!

GrannyCraft grief escape

addiction, alcoholism, coping with loss, difficult decisions, Dysfunctional family, emotional turmoil, Enabling, Escape, family dynamics, Golden Child, GrannyCraft, Grief, guilt tripping, job hunting, living situation, mental health, moving out, support system, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, verbal altercations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	3738
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	New Chunks Explored:	828814

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	726	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4020

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4851
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	6212	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	330871
Enchantments Applied:	97	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.