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  • The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

    The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1456
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

    Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

    But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

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  • Taxpayer Travel Lodge

    Taxpayer Travel Lodge
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8314
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild adventures of senator fatima payman! she charges taxpayers $310 a night to stay at her own $450,000 investment property in canberra, but in our server, she’s just a blocky character trying to build her dream mansion! watch as she navigates through creeper-infested forests and battles zombie politicians to claim her rightful place as the ruler of the land! join now for a chance to witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1738
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5248
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Star Shards Collected: 157
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5916

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2457
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7232
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Emeralds Found: 2385
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

    Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Crops Grown: 1845 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1303
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4064
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1979
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2218
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mines Excavated: 3047
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Potions Brewed: 122 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2787
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9398 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Animals Bred: 83 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

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