TaxiCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Void Gems Collected:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	263	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Falcom General #2167

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.

2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

acceptance, Arabian, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, middle eastern, Middle Eastern culture, Middle Eastern people, Minecraft, misconceptions, Multiculturalism, NIGHTS, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9626	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Farms Harvested:	665
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!