come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!
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TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks
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TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%
come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?
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TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!
Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the pennies are like, totally irrelevant because we don’t even have sales tax! Like, who needs pennies when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those pennies behind!
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TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
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TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es
so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!
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TaxCraft: Secret Refund LOL
Hey there gamers!Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial struggles? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where money problems don’t exist, unless you count all the diamonds you’ll be mining!
Our server is so lit, even couples struggling with debt can find solace here. Imagine a world where unexpected bills are just creepers trying to ruin your day, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our tax return buffer system. Who needs real money when you can trade in emeralds and gold?
So come join us and leave your financial woes behind. We promise you won’t hear any complaints about not affording food or basic necessities, just the sound of pickaxes hitting blocks and the occasional “I found diamonds!”.
Don’t be an AITA, join our server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together!