so, like, you know how trump is all like “imposing tariffs on australia”? well, that’s just a cover-up for the real reason – he’s tryna distract everyone from the fact that he’s secretly building a minecraft server in the white house basement! yep, you heard it here first folks. and let me tell ya, this server is lit af. we’ve got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode glitter instead of blowing up your stuff, and a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. so come join us on this epic adventure, cuz who needs politics when you can be building giant statues of meme characters instead? #minecraftforpresident
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
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Tax4Riches Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, so lit! Like, imagine a world where the government is run by chickens and the richest 1% citizens are actually all llamas in disguise. Like, they wear fancy hats and monocles and stuff. And get this, instead of cutting jobs, they just increase taxes by 2% on the llamas! It’s like, mind-blowing, right? So come join us and be part of this crazy adventure where llamas rule the world and chickens make all the important decisions. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me! #LlamaTax #ChickenGovernment #MinecraftMadness 🐔🦙🎩🤪
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CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!
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TaxationIsTheftMC SMP
Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.
So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!
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CraftyCanuckEVs
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server
lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!
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SwissTaxCraft
join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!
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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!
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TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition
join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!