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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 526 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!