🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5929 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
