we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.
join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.
our census is so lit that even Moultrie & Dorrington are like, “woah, this is next level stuff, we gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!” like, they couldn’t believe how accurate and useful our census was, it blew their minds!
so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!
| Server Version | 1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies |
|---|---|
| Key Mods | Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste |
| Modpack Size | 143 mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack? | 3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended). |
| Can I start building my ship quickly on the server? | Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing. |
| Where can I join the Discord server? | Join the Discord Server |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?
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Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
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Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.
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