Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to take out a loan on it and never pay it back. Who needs a good credit score when you have accounts with Swiss banks and American banks ready to bail you out?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to inherit not one, but TWO houses worth a combined total of over a million dollars. Sell one, take out a loan on the other, and watch the chaos unfold as you try to outsmart the system.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility like never before! Just remember, in our world, the only catch is how outrageous you’re willing to be.
Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies have a combined savings account for “investing in something together.” But oh no, the financial advisors say it’s a terrible idea! Will you stick to your promise to your friends, or will you break their trust for the sake of that sweet virtual real estate?
Join us for epic battles over who gets to use the joint funds for a down payment on a pixelated mansion! Will you be the hero who sacrifices their own savings, or the villain who demands their partner break their promise for the greater good of your Minecraft empire?
Don’t miss out on the drama, the intrigue, and the questionable financial decisions – join our server now and start building your dream home, one controversial decision at a time!
Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?
Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!
Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?
| CPU | AMD RYZEN – 8 cores |
|---|---|
| RAM | DDR4 – 32Gb |
| Storage | 2tb SSD |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server open to everyone? | No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist. |
| What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server? | We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms. |
| What are the server specs? | AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage. |
Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.
We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?
But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!
