🔥tax day Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8884
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

BabyMuteCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	9373
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
New Chunks Explored:	528968	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mines Excavated:	2331
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6403	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!