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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP

Blame, blame game, brainwashed, BrainwashedBusters, brainwashers, conditions, control, Decision making, defeated, Fractured, front man stooges, Golems, Gut, hate, head, Heart, Manipulation, Minecraft, Sentient, Shabbos, smp, society, stewards, tax cattle, weak populous

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!

WorldlyWondersMC

Acts of kindness, bright side, encouraging news, feel-good stories, Global progress, Good deeds, good news, Happy news, heartwarming news, hopeful signs, inspiring events, optimistic view, Positive Change, positive developments, positive impact, positive news, positive outlook, positive stories, positive trends, uplifting stories, WorldlyWondersMC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5003
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in Minecraft. Yes, you read that right, llamas! They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a real blast, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

ReigniteMC [Modded]

active community, banned items, Community, Custom Features, Discord, Friendly, gameplay, Hosted In, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Network, Performance, Playerbase, ReigniteMC, Servers, Support, transparency, Version, World Size

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	524
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

About ReigniteMC

	We develop custom features in-game and on our Discord. Our servers run on custom software called Prismarine for a unique and stable experience.
Reliable and Stable Servers	Powered by i9-9900Ks and Ryzen 9 5950X CPUs for guaranteed stable performance.
Dedicated Support	Available in-game or on Discord for assistance with any issues.
Long-Term Commitment	Offering a stable, lasting network that players can rely on.
Exciting Gameplay	Fresh, engaging experience with a variety of Modpacks to explore.
Latest Modpacks	Always up to date with newest and most popular modpacks.
Clear Vision and Full Transparency	Maintain a free-to-play environment with transparency on future updates.
Free-to-Play	Enjoy the full experience with no paywalls or hidden costs.
No Banned Items	Explore freely with no restrictions on items, although some items may be banned to maintain the experience for all players.
Active Community	Lively, welcoming community to make new friends while playing.

DeceasedCraft

World Size	10,000
Version	5.5.5
Hosted In	Europe (Works well in the US)
Active Playerbase
IP-Address	dec.reignitemc.com:22350

Discord

Join our Discord community at dc.reignitemc.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is ReigniteMC a pay-to-win server?	No, ReigniteMC is a no-pay-to-win Minecraft community where all players can enjoy the experience without paywalls or hidden costs. We focus on delivering a fun, friendly, and performance-driven experience for all players.
What kind of support can I expect from ReigniteMC?	ReigniteMC offers dedicated support both in-game and on Discord. Our team is always available to help with any issues that players may encounter.
Are there any banned items on ReigniteMC servers?	While there are no restrictions on items in our servers, we may ban specific items that could ruin the experience for other players. We aim to create a fair and enjoyable environment for all.
How can I join the DeceasedCraft server?	To join the DeceasedCraft server, simply use the IP address dec.reignitemc.com:22350 in your Minecraft client. Make sure to read the rules and guidelines for the best experience!

Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ALERT, APPEAL, Assistance, Awareness, Community, Contact, Explorers, Find, Help, INFORMATION, investigation, locate, Lost, missing person, Police, Public, Realm, Report, search, Share, sighting, Urgent, whereabouts

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? He’s probably hiding out in our server, building epic structures and trolling other players.

You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like seriously, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun.

Plus, rumor has it that this man has hidden treasure all over the server, so you better start mining and exploring if you want to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can track down this mysterious man and uncover all the secrets of the server. Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!

NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server

bad service, California, chilis, customer service, dining out, ENTITLEMENT, family, fast food, food orders, grocery shopping, Minecraft, Minnesota, Moving, NoTippingNoEating, parenting, pizza, Pregnancy, Restaurant, saving money, Server, sushi, takeout, Tipping

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!

Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.

We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

PhoneBlockerMC

Boundaries, cell phone etiquette, Home Depot, Justified, lending phones, Paranoid, personal boundaries, personal security, Phone Access, phone privacy, phone safety, phone security, phone usage, PhoneBlockerMC, privacy concerns, random encounters, refusal, safety precautions, stranger danger, trust issues, untrusting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your phone at Home Depot? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, no one will ever ask to borrow your virtual phone! Join us for a world where you can build your own shelving without any interruptions from shady characters. Plus, we have a strict no-phone borrowing policy to keep your virtual life safe from hackers. Don’t risk it, join our server today and never worry about rude encounters at Home Depot again!

HostageHavocMC

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire delay, Conflict Resolution, delayed ceasefire, diplomatic negotiations, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageHavocMC, hostages, international relations, Middle East conflict, negotiation breakdown, peace talks, political deadlock, political tension, Release

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!

Cognitive Crafters – Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, Cognitive, cognitive abilities, cognitive ability, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive decline in aging, cognitive decline in middle age, cognitive decline in old age, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive performance, cognitive psychology, cognitive skills, Crafters, Decline, middle age, occupation, occupational impact, old age, Psychology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where we all have brain damage so we can relate to each other! Forget about cognitive aging, we’re all about cognitive raging! Our players have the craziest occupations like professional llama riders and underwater basket weavers, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Plus, our server is so lit that even middle-aged and old players can keep up with the youngins. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s all get our cognitive rage on together!

TrendyCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, artist development, big indies, corporate influence, corporate takeover, debut period, Doki, ex-corpos, Implications, independent artists, indie artists, indie music, kson, mike, Mint, Music (Industry), music trends, Realms, trend analysis, trend implications, TrendyCraft, vsj debut

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Yo, bro, forget all that boring talk! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got ex-corpos running around like kson, mint, doki, and even Mike! Imagine the chaos and madness they bring to the game! It’s like a wild party with no rules, just pure insanity! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever! Join now and let’s get this party started!

PartyPleaserGoneRogue

Birthday Party, Boundaries, cat meds, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DISMISSED, Effort, feelings, Help, hurt, leaving a party, partner, PartyPleaserGoneRogue, relationship, Safety, Self Respect, Trust, Understanding, unwelcomed, well-being

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7423
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!

So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!

HostageBlockersCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, Gaza ceasefire, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, HostageBlockersCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Palestinian territories, peace talks, Politics, regional tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me!