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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP

Blame, blame game, brainwashed, BrainwashedBusters, brainwashers, conditions, control, Decision making, defeated, Fractured, front man stooges, Golems, Gut, hate, head, Heart, Manipulation, Minecraft, Sentient, Shabbos, smp, society, stewards, tax cattle, weak populous

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4289	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, appreciation, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Effort, Expectations, family, Gaslighting, Gratitude, Holycraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, religious celebration, Server, thank you, tradition, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates your efforts and acknowledges your hard work? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of gratitude and respect, unlike some husbands out there.

Join our server for a chance to be appreciated for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. We promise to thank you for your contributions, unlike some people who think a simple “thank you” is too much to ask for.

Don’t let your days be ruined by ungrateful husbands who expect you to do everything without a word of appreciation. Join our server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated. Plus, we have special religious celebrations where we actually say “thank you” for all your hard work – what a concept, right?

So if you’re tired of being gaslighted, belittled, and taken for granted, come join us and be a part of a community that values and appreciates you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Minecraft husband who knows how to say “thank you” without making it a big deal.

ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

Accountability, athleisure wear, Communication Issues, exhaustion, family dynamics, family gatherings, hurt feelings, in-laws, lack of empathy, lack of preparation, last minute plans, leaving without warning, long-distance relationship, misunderstandings, partner’s family reunion, PhotofailPartner, professional family photos, relationship conflict, ReunionRage33, unexpected events, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

deep meaning, emotional connection, emotional resonance, favorite quotes, impactful verses, lyrical impact, lyrical resonance, meaningful music, melodic memories, memorable lines, Minecraft, MineMelody, moving songs, music inspiration, musical quotes, poetic expressions, powerful words, resonating lyrics, Server, song lyrics, songwriting brilliance, soulful lines, unforgettable phrases

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3643
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	962
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

anti-semitism, Belgian theater, community response, controversy, cultural diversity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, event cancellation, event planning, Events, freedom of speech, Gaza massacre, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewish, Jewish school, media coverage, Middle East conflict, political tensions, public opinion, religious conflict, social justice, Theater

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Animals Bred:	101	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

CraftyCriticCove

artistic expression, artists, Authenticity, classical composers, classical music, Composer, covers, CraftyCriticCove, creative freedom, creativity, criticism, Individuality, innovation, Interpretation, JS Bach, Music, musicality, originality, Performance, Style, tradition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

Electric, HeartbreakCraft, love, stims

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	753364	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7016	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

Addictive, Adventure, blocks, BREAKING, Caffeine, challenge, creativity, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Friends, gameplay, inspiration, Ip:, item-spawning, Protect, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Teleporting, Vanilla, Voting, world, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	38.133.155.215
World Type	Survival
Game Mode	Vanilla
Difficulty	Hard

Server Features:

24/7 Survival gameplay
No griefing or stealing
PvP only with consent
Powerful dedicated server with high view distance
Pure, unmodified version of the game

What we have:

Survival Multiplayer
Discord community
Protection from grief and stealing
Hard difficulty setting
Friendly and creative environment

What we do NOT have:

No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border or excessive rules
No donations, voting, or ranks
No griefing or stealing
No PvP without consent

Server Rules:

Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

Q: Is the server always online?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, English, japanese, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, MineGoddessMC, Platform, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server

Asian culture, asian women, attraction, Azn waifu, AznWaifus, BELIEF, cultural preference, DATING, deserve, desire, destiny, FANTASY, fate, Gods Will, longing, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, Romantic, Server, soulmate, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	3300	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of having your very own Azn waifu to accompany you on your Minecraft adventures? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you the chance to find your perfect Azn waifu!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?