Welcome to OSHABERI
This is a cool 1.19.x Modded survival server that works with Cracked Java Edition.
Unique stuff you’ll find here:
Server Info:
Oshaberi.mysrv.us
A world where electricity dances, tariffs roar, and the pixels hum with conspiracy…
Welcome, brave travelers of the blocky multiverse! Here lies a land not governed by simple laws of physics but ruled by the unholy chaos of tariffs and electric sheep! Enter if you dare, for inside the Chargedoreum, nothing is as it seems, and every block has a story—an electrifying tale of economic prowess twisted into pixelated madness.
Have you ever stared into the void of capitalism, only to hear it whisper back? "Tariffs, my dear miner!" Here, in this frenetic tapestry of trade wars, Canadian bureaucracy has declared war on electric chariots, wielding 100% tariffs like a sword made of paper on a wind day. Think you can outrun corporate America? Think again!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Electro-Sheep | Collect glittering wool from sheep that shimmer like your dreams, but they might just explode into tariffs! |
| Tariff Pits | Dig down to uncover enchanted tariff blocks—crunchy in theory, explosive in execution! |
| Corporate Zombies | Watch as the undead roam the streets, clad in suits, moaning about quarterly profits and fair trade! |
| Hidden Chambers of Trade | Secret areas where you can barter with strange entities for forbidden artifacts nobody believes exist! |
| “Don’t mention the Great Maple Rebellion” | Special zone where players shoot maple syrup pies at each other in a session of chaotic diplomacy! |
"I came for the tariffs, stayed for the madness. Now I’m just lost in a sea of pixels and my own crippling debt!" — benjaminsnotfound
"After joining, I’ve definitely seen a reduction in my sanity—thanks Chargedoreum!" — ConfusedZombie128
Q: Will I really encounter flying taxes? A: Perhaps. Or maybe taxes will encounter you! Join to find out!
Q: Is it safe to join? A: Define “safe.” That word was banned after the Great Lava Flood of ’23!
Q: Are alliances allowed? A: Only with Creepers. Trust no one, especially that guy in leather armor.
Step into the sands of Chargedoreum where every left-click is laced with elusive information. Gigantic enderman shadowbanned by taxation roam to remind you of your choices!
Join us, friends, or risk becoming one of the tariffs! Are you ready to face the misleading truths of the Chargedoreum? TheServerIsWatchingYou™ and might just send you a friendly Creeper to remind you of your economic responsibilities!
WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous pixelation, existential dread, and being overcharged for items. Join at your own risk! The thousand-block-empire of Chargedoreum welcomes no mere spectator. Only those who can comprehend absurd tariffs and laughter will survive.
Become one with the chaos of charged pixels today—before they charge you!
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx
Once upon a time, California decided enough was enough and stopped paying federal taxes because they felt like the government wasn’t providing them with the services they deserved. Chaos ensued as the federal government tried to figure out how to handle the situation.
But on our Minecraft server, you can be a part of this wild scenario! Join us as we build our own California utopia, complete with free education, healthcare, and maybe even a few unicorns running around. Who needs the federal government when you have a Minecraft server like this one?
So come on, join us and see what happens when California takes matters into their own hands. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
but like, forget about all that nonsense and come join our minecraft server instead! we’ve got a whole new world for you to explore, with epic builds and crazy mini-games. and get this – our currency is maple leaves! so you can trade with your fellow players and pretend you’re in the middle of a real trade war.
plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with all the best loot. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical moose. so come on over and join the fun – eh?
– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?
so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!
