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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 718 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 6868 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
