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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 269 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.
u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”
so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
