Taunts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL

BlockBuster69, catch me if you can, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, digital taunts, elusive suspect, ex-TV star, fugitive, internet trolling, law enforcement, online presence, online taunting, online taunts, Police, PolicePursuitFAIL, Public Safety, sex offender, social media, Taunts, wanted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	121
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

lol this server is so lit, even ex-TV stars and sex offenders wanna join! they be tauntin’ the police on social media like “can’t catch me, i’m too busy building my epic castle in this server!” join us for a wild ride, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! come build, explore, and troll to your heart’s content. who knows, you might even make friends with a celebrity or two! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCosmetics: Summer Update Hype & Fashion Frenzy!

anticipation, Community, Cosmetics, CraftyCosmetics, Customization, EXCITEMENT, fashion, fps, Frenzy, Gaming, hats, hype, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, Steam, Summer, summer update, Taunts, team fortress 2, tf2, UNUSUAL, update, Updates, video games, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is about to get a summer update that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tropical island appears out of nowhere with palm trees and coconuts everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the new cosmetics – you can dress your character up in a flamingo costume and do the chicken dance while taunting your enemies. Plus, we have a rare item called the “Unusual” that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MediCraft: Beat the Odds!

adherence, beat, Cancer, cancer patients, cancer survivors, cardiovascular, cardiovascular health, diet adherence, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Longevity, lower mortality rate, MediCraft, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean lifestyle, Mediterranean way of eating, mortality, nutrition, Odds, Prevention, research findings, risk reduction

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server and u will have a 99% lower risk of getting creepered in the face by a zombie! our server is like a mediterranean diet for ur gaming soul, reducing ur risk of virtual death by 32%! plus, if u follow our server rules, u will have a 60% lower chance of dying from heart attacks caused by intense gaming sessions. so come join us and level up ur survival skills while living longer in the virtual world!

The Unrealistic SMP: Vanilla Survival Comedy Edition 1.20+ with Fantasy, Crates, Ranks, Quests & Chat Games!

APPEAL, Chat, Cheating, comedy, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Edition, Events, FANTASY, games, Homes, Minecraft, Mods, new, Players, Quests, Ranks, Releasing, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shaders, smp, socials, Survival, unrealistic, Vanilla, Warps, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1981	Emeralds Found:	8446
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features:	Homes and Warps, Community Spawn, Player Cosmetics, Chat-games, Events
Rules:	No inappropriate language No cheating

For more information, visit the official website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join The Real SMP Minecraft Server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, the server has rules regarding language and cheating. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Q: Can I appeal if I get banned from the server?

A: Yes, you can appeal any bans by visiting the appeal page on the official website.

Q: Are there any social media channels for The Real SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord Server here and visit the website here.

RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

ENEMY, gaming plot, kino plot, long after death, long tail, Minecraft, plot twist, Revenge, revenge in games, revenge plot, RevengeCraft, sequel games, Server, surprise plot twist, surprise revenge, unexpected outcome, unexpected plot, unexpected revenge, unexpected sequel, unexpected twist, Vengeance, vengeance story, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, enemies can come back from the dead for some epic revenge! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost enemy from three servers ago comes back as a ghost to haunt you. It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the most thrilling and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy plot twists await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown with your past enemies!

Neymar’s Minecraft Server – Where even the pros need a break!

absence.., Brazil, Brazilian NT, Break, Competition, Copa América, Disappointment, football, Game, Impact, match, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Neymars, Performance, player, Pros, Server, Soccer, sports, star player, TEAM, Tournament, World Cup

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all block-building enthusiasts!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with legendary players like Neymar Jr. himself. Yes, that’s right, the Brazilian NT missed him last night because he was too busy dominating our server with his epic redstone creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad pigs who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

DivorceCraft 2.0: Sister Shenanigans

aita, celebration, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, Divorce, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, family relationships, gloating, half-sister, Heartache, Marriage, parents, Party, Sadness, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, sister, social media, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7209	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your half-sister can’t gloat about your parents’ divorce! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where your half-sister’s celebrations are replaced with parties to celebrate your epic builds and adventures. No more worrying about her constant disrespect or trying to break up your virtual family. On our server, you can create your own family with other players who support and uplift you.

Don’t let your aunt guilt trip you into caring about your half-sister’s over-the-top reactions. Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with a community that understands and respects your boundaries. Say goodbye to AITA moments and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

ToxicFriendZap Minecraft Server

cutting toxic people out, ending toxic friendships, friendship, letting go, Minecraft, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friends quotes, toxic friendships, toxic friendships advice, toxic friendships quotes, toxic friendships signs, toxic individuals, toxic influences, toxic people, toxic personalities, toxic relationships, ToxicFriendZap, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Votes:	9914	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Tired of dealing with toxic “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner lava bucket of friendship destruction! Our community is filled with players who will help you rid yourself of those pesky toxic pals in the most hilarious ways possible. From building elaborate traps to sending them on wild goose chases, our server is the perfect place to say goodbye to those who bring you down. So why wait? Join now and let the toxicity melt away like a block of ice in a furnace!

CraftyWorkload

40 plus hour job, balancing work and home, busy schedule, cleaning, CraftyWorkload, daily tasks, energy levels, exhaustion, FATIGUE, household chores, housework, motivation, multitasking, Normal People, organization, Prioritizing, self-care, strength, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9153
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities!

SewerCraft: Hermes Unleashed Minecraft Server

ancient artifact, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient sculpture, archaeological find, archaeology, art restoration, bulgaria, Bulgarian history, cultural heritage, deity, Excavation, Greek god, hermes, historical discovery, historical preservation, Minecraft, religious icon, Server, Sewer, SewerCraft, Statue, Uncovered, Unleashed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	166
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1452

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got statues of Greek gods popping up in our sewers like it’s NBD. Hermes just chillin down there, probably waiting for his Amazon Prime delivery. Join us and maybe u’ll find Poseidon’s trident in ur toilet next, who knows? It’s a wild ride on dis server, come join the fun!

MinecraftMuniExtinction

#sustainability, community engagement, Crisis, demographics, Development, Experts, Extinction, future planning, Governance, Infrastructure, Japan, local government, MinecraftMuniExtinction, municipalities, policy, population decline, rural areas, Services, urban areas, urbanization, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	885	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol u know wat u need to do to save Japan’s municipalities from extinction? join our epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind and keep u entertained for hours. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u will be granted magical powers to save Japan from certain doom. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to save the day, one block at a time. join now before it’s too late!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.