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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5510 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1714 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
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But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!