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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1060 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!